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katherineobscura:

Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down

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vintagesalt:

One of the best birthday memories I have is when I went to see The Who on their American tour. I think it was 1982. And I went to see the first show in D.C., and before the show I went backstage to say hello to the band. Roger Daltry just walks in the room and says, ‘Oh, I hear it’s your birthday,’ drops to his kness with his arms spread out, and belts out ‘Happy Birthday’. You know, I was pretty blown away.

Happy Birthday Joan fuckin’ Jett (September 22nd)

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laugh-for-days:

nepetabread:

HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE

HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE

HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE WON’T YOU LISTEN TO MEEE

I JUST HAD A SANDWICH

NO ORDINARY SANDWICH

A SANDWICH FILLED WITH JELLYFISH JELLYYYY

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Anyone else hear the guys voice in their head after reading the first line

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nnilkshake:

why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters

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scissor:

when u make a joke and the whole class laughs

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spookyscarysamwilson:

THIS JUST IN: SAM PEPPER, JUSTIN BIEBER, AND NASH GRIER SEEN WITH EACH OTHER AT THE BEACH

spookyscarysamwilson:

THIS JUST IN: SAM PEPPER, JUSTIN BIEBER, AND NASH GRIER SEEN WITH EACH OTHER AT THE BEACH

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